“Where’s the beaver, I’m getting excited.” –Danielle

“I can’t do yoga with a beaver.” –Megan

“I’m stupid about crab things.” –Dimitri

“Je peux pas sucer comme ca, c’est pas possible!” –Dimitri

“Vaut mieux plein de vraies putes que plein de fausses putes.” –Kris

“Y’a la saucisse qu’a bougé.” –Kris

"T'as pas besoin de fourrer ta langue pour que ca soit romantique, connard!" –Kris

“Your shit to do has been superseded by your other shit to do.” –Paul

“In a way, we sort of touch each other.” –Paul

“I want to be punish-fucked by soup.” –Paul

“I’m off to impregnate some slags. See ya!” –Pige

“How filthy a girl do you think I am?” –Vanessa

“I’ll eat Chinese food, but I won’t eat THAT.” –Vanessa

“Once I saw your ass, I would have remembered.” –Anoosh

“I’m not a fucking beaver dude.” –Vicky

“What, human beings are made out of pasta?” –Ahmed

“All my tits are outside my top.” –Olivia

“You two are disgusting! Now massage my head!” –Olivia

“You have to prove to Roger that you’re not blonde and you want it bad.” –Fiona

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