JUSTIN'S QUOTES

"If the prof were a big flatulent monkey, she would say it was a good course. Quelle conne!"

"Wouldn't it be great if [Donald Duck's] shirt came off and he had breasts?"

"Was it you or my grandmother?"

"I don't care if it's supermarket Coke. It's ball juice anyway!"

"Actually I suffer from premature...chest hair."(silence)"More Jack?"

"They screwed, they didn't tango!"

"I could never be a laundromat."

"It's like an orgie of ticks!"

"They look like wilted urine flowers."

"Let's pretend we're not impotent."

"You would make a wonderful pedophile."

"My nostril's on fire."

"Well, you've got two circumcised people. What more could you ask for out of life?"

"Look me in the eyes and tell me you were not scratching your balls."

"It's not true that farts, like wine, get better with age."

"Does a fish look like an anus?"

"Meat's nothing to sneeze at!"

"The mafia does not raise weasels!"

"Fucking birds! Birds that are fucking! I didn't even know birds had penises!"

"I snarfed an onion."

"Think of it! Being waxed by the Sun King's genitals!"

"There is more to cleaning than flushing."

"How would you like to walk around with an olive in your uterus?"

"Why would you inspire my mucus?"

"Ma queue has its own toilet, too."