Most of these quotes are taken from context, so don't even try to make sense of them - I can't even remember what half of them mean. Proceed at your own risk. Some of these may be offensive (although the really dirty ones have been removed from circulation and are available only upon request).
Did you hear a quote that deserves to be in the submissions page?
E-mail me
(benbrimm@noos.fr)
the quote, the speaker, and the context (if applicable).