"I admire Socrates because he's perverse." --Michael Scollen

"Like hot Indian food, Freud tastes good to begin with." --Georges Allyn

"If it doesn't shock you, it would definitely shock your grandmother." --Georges Allyn

"This was the Victorian era. Hippies hadn't even been invented yet." --Georges Allyn

"If I started belching and breaking wind and hitting you over the head in this class, I'd be put in jail." --Georges Allyn

"Why have I not come to class in my pajamas?" --Georges Allyn

"Who gives an S-H-I-triple T?" --Georges Allyn

"Imagine a three-week long orgasm." --Georges Allyn

"Don't sit back on your laurels, because you'd be wearing them in the wrong place." --Georges Allyn

"I'll dress up in drag, but I won't analyze dreams." --Dean Marcille