ROGER'S QUOTES

"You chug better with nipples."

“Yours leaks oil, mine just leaks meat juice.”

“I don't think sperm are bi-directional.”

“You like lips, I like blowjobs, Dimitri likes his ass... it's what makes the world go 'round."

“You don’t need to stick your nose up its ass to unfreeze it.”

"It's not like your foreskin. You won't find it."

"I need warmth and butter."

"Okay, game's over. Change clothes."

"You were beaten out by big hair."

"I was really bored so I went and bought a bunch of kazoos."

"Is it someone important enough that I have to turn my underwear around?"

"I don't want to dance, I want my goddamn Arabic!"

"By Jewish law, he's a Mormon."

"It's your own semen, it's kosher!"